Oh no glasses!

August 23rd, 2007 § 0 comments § permalink

Hi friends.  Those of you who have known me for several (more than 8 years) may recall that I once looked like this:

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And no, I don’t mean that spacey look in my eyes, I mean the glasses.  Yes, the pointy, black-rimmed glasses circa 1999 that I rocked, loving every minute of it.  Yes!  You remember them!  Those glasses that I completely grew old of, and sick and tired of, and probably my prescription also grew too different for.

Are you laughing?  Get used to it.  They are back.

My contacts have been fucking my eyes up lately, so I finally put them away for the time being, and then, while totally blind, I remembered that Lola chewed up my newer glasses (which I can’t find anyway) and they now have bits and pieces sticking out all over the place, and one lens keeps falling out. So I had to resort to my 1999 glasses.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketIf you look closely in this shot, you can see several things:

a) my real eye color (YES! THEY WERE CONTACTS! STOP ASKING ALREADY!);

b)just how bad I needed those contacts (whoa concave view of my eyes!!!); and

c) whatever the hell is going wrong with the ring outside of my irises.

On another note, anyone got a good eye doctor here in Amsterdam?

MySpace Comments:

Jasper
look at you with the dodgy handsfree set!!

The glasses look fine just that the frame seems a bit too big for your head….but it is not that bad!

Posted by Jasper on Thursday, August 23, 2007 – 7:26 PM
Dawn
HEY! We have the same color eyes ~
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Posted by Dawn on Thursday, August 23, 2007 – 11:15 PM
Dawn
except my pupils are REALLY dialated….lol
Posted by Dawn on Thursday, August 23, 2007 – 11:16 PM
Slush
Jasper- too big for my head? Thanks for that FRIEND.
Tina- Sorry- it was lies the whole time!!!
Dawn- we match!!! PS- nice cleavage! rawr!!!
Posted by Slush on Friday, August 24, 2007 – 10:56 AM
Tenakalaz
they look fine, good even….. but perhaps the point of wearing glass is not how they look but having lenses the right strength for your defective eyesight….. or maybe I am just old fashiond…. ;)
Posted by Tenakalaz on Wednesday, August 29, 2007 – 1:50 PM
Slush
What? Me squinting over the card table after every round going ‘WHAT’S THAT SAY? ACE OF HEARTS? NO…DIAMONDS? JACK AND FIVE OF SPADES?’- is that what you’re referring to, mister?
Posted by Slush on Wednesday, August 29, 2007 – 2:51 PM

Fur Nightmares and Stupid People

August 17th, 2007 § 0 comments § permalink

I had more animal abuse dreams last night.  Something about cats and dogs killed for their fur.  I think it was because I ran into this girl that I knew from fashion school in the gym yesterday.  She asked what I was doing lately, and so I told her about some of the protests I have been to and am planning on going to.

I mentioned the anti-fur protest here in Amsterdam, and I kid you not, she said: “But the fur thing….what’s the problem there?  I mean, yeah sure ‘poor little animals’ and stuff (she rolled her eyes here), but why is it such a big deal?”

I was gobsmacked.

But I held back from smacking her and said that due to great advancement in technology, there are lots of great synthetics that make it completely unnecessary nd cruel to use the real thing, and pointed out the fact that most of the time, it was actually puppies and cats fur, and not really those exotic minks and things that people think they are paying for.  And not to mention the methods of killing the animals are just barbaric.  (Do people really not know this?)

I also mentioned a list that I came across recently of designers who, when asked what their stance is on fur, either had a strong NO FUR design concept and had never used it in their collections, or were pledging to stop using fur at some time in the near future.  (Here is the list- really cool!)

And do you know what she said?  Do you know what she told me about?

Her grandmother’s fox stole that she now has and wears sometimes.  She told me this giggling, kind of embarrassed, but also going into quite a bit of detail about how it still had its little mouth and fake beaded eyes, and you closed it by having it bite its own tail around your neck.

I was standing there like, ‘……a-huh.’
like: ‘Is it that you WANT me to smack you?’
thinking: ’Cuz I’ve always wanted to anyway, so this is perfect incentive.’
thinking: ‘Why would you tell ME, of all people, just after I told you my stance on fur, that you sometimes wear a FOX FUCKING STOLE?’

Idiot.

MySpace Comments:

Wendy
Ahh… see …. my imaginary watch was there for a reason then! I’ll use it more often, let’s agree upon a secret sign anytime I need to produce it, no problem. My real watch is rather lovely too now I’m on the subject, it looks just like a stamp and…. No seriously, let’s push her in a shower cubicle with her clothes on next time.
Posted by Wendy on Friday, August 17, 2007 – 2:37 PM
Slush
hahahaha! could you tell then that I was steaming?! grrrrrr! we’ll trip her too!
Posted by Slush on Friday, August 17, 2007 – 2:46 PM
Dawn
She’s obviously not getting the “Listener of the Year” award…. What a stupid, self absorbed little . I want to say kudos for keeping your cool…I would lost it around the eye rolling… :/ She’s lucky I was not there with you…you know what they say about Americans being more violent, right? lol (and yea, you are American too but I’m getting my daily dose living here while you are peddling through the park, high on life…yea that’s it, life.) lol
Posted by Dawn on Friday, August 17, 2007 – 4:20 PM
Glinda the Good Witch of the North
Wow. This chick gets Clueless of the Year award. One, for not getting the point, and two, for not listening to a damned word you said.

I’m with you on the fur thing. I find it absolutely abhorrent. Besides… I don’t want you to smack me. ;^)

Posted by Glinda the Good Witch of the North on Sunday, August 19, 2007 – 9:09 PM
Mike Diesel
should of slapped her, then wore HER as a stole
Posted by Mike Diesel on Tuesday, August 21, 2007 – 5:15 PM
Slush
HAHAHAHA! Like that part in Ace Ventura 2 where he picks up the little Monopoly guy ‘Do not pas Go! Do not collect 200 dolars!’
Posted by Slush on Tuesday, August 21, 2007 – 5:28 PM