I have just put a sweater on my dog.
This confirms my worst nightmares: I need to get out of the house. This working from home shtick is doing me no good whatsoever.
Excuse me while I go get some fresh air for awhile.
If any of my friends are reading this: Help. Please stage an intervention. I really need to get out and socialize with non-canine beings. I need to get a life.
Thank you.